remember, you only go around once in life... okay maybe you go around
more times, but the first time is the time when it's all new and fun and exciting and different and special so you should pay attention...
remember, when it comes to firecrackers. one in the hand does not beat two in the bush... let's keep all our digits attached to the blood supply, shall we?
and remember, absence may make the heart grow fonder, but abscess
makes the heart smell funny...
how come nothing is ever just 'nowned'. why does it have to be REnowned.
was it not adequately 'nowned' in the first place?
is it possible to quick draw a blank?
remember, we need each other. hug a friend today. they need it, no matter how 'together' they look...
don't quit yet. the miracle is probably right around the corner. take it from
someone who knows...
remember, the value of fame and fortune depends entirely on where you put the tiles... [go triple word score!!!]
remember, if you can read this, you are more educated, more healthy and
more wealthy than over 90 percent of the world's population. so stop your
whining...
remember, you are what you eat. so don't eat rump roast....
remember, when you keep the faith, it returns the favor....