if today is yesterday's tomorrow, why isn't tomorrow yesterday's today?
remember, reality bites. but at least it's had it's shots....
remember, no matter where you go... you should always flush....
remember, you can pick your guitar, and you can pick your nose. but you
can't pick your guitar's nose...
remember, all the great things in life are free. storage, however, is gonna cost ya!
so, do you think that death ever wants to just kiss someone without there
being all those 'permanent consequences' ? i mean, death needs affection
too... maybe just a hug might work.... a brief cuddle? i don't know....
remember, life is like a box of chocolates. even when all you got left is half
eaten pieces, it's still REALLY sweet...
remember, you can't drink tai chi.
remember to be careful. even kamikaze pilots wore helmets....
remember, all that talk about 'april showers' is just an expression. i really don't
want to see you out with your clothes off.... although if you'll share the soap.....
remember, life isn't a sprint, it's a marathon. so just keep running and one day you too will get to puke at the finish line...
remember. blood is thicker than water, but it tastes funny mixed with 'crystal light'.
remember, you can lead a horse to water, but if it's a long trip you're better off riding him there. besides, if you ride him hard enough, you WILL make him drink....